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[07 Dec 2011|08:16pm] |
[ Warded to Megan ]
Hey there.
Remember how long it took me to ask you to marry me?
And when I finally did it was in the middle of a fight over laundry?
And it went "Well why the fuck did you do that? Hey, wanna get married?"
And then I had like, a proper panic attack the week before the wedding and fucked up the warding on the flat and couldn't get in and by the time you came home I was like, living on the stoop crying about how I fucked everything I touched up? Memory lane.
We're so romantic.
[ /Ward ]
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| .15 |
[05 Dec 2011|02:18pm] |
Day 11 of no smoking. I feel less hatred.
I think I'll eat twelve cupcakes.
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| .14 |
[29 Nov 2011|09:16pm] |
The next person who tells me to smile is getting punched in the bollocks.
This is not a dare.
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| .13 |
[27 Nov 2011|08:01pm] |
[ Warded to Megan ]
Late night. See you when I see you.
[ /Ward ]
[ Warded to Minister Bran, Secretary Rhodes, + Harry Potter ]
It took a month, seventeen bags of coffee, countless bins of cigarettes, and three chickens (may they rest in peace), but:
Tests using VSAT proved conclusive. The metal wands act as two-way satellite feeds with multiple points of origin. Tracing currently unavailable, but we're looking at possible methods of identification using various frequencies on the spectrum.
Thank you Misuse of Muggle Artifacts, fellow Unspeakables (Reid/Cornfoot/Summerby IN THE HOUSE), and everyone else I forgot.
[ /Ward ]
[ Unspeakables ]
Where we go from here literally depends on those trace frequencies. I got pulled off of Time for some in-globe traveling; dunno whether you guys'll hear similarly from your supervisors. Thoughts on where to start? Isolating this signal's going to be a nasty business.
[ /Ward ]
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| .12 |
[31 Oct 2011|08:29pm] |
[ Warded to Friends and Family ]
Braaaaaaains. Etc.
They say I'll be fixed by the morning. I'll be home then, Megan.
[ /Ward ]
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[19 Oct 2011|09:20pm] |
Someone summarize these social events that are happening? Olympics, yeah, got that. And I think I'm dressing up as Batman sometime? What's that about?
Sorry; been buried at work and I feel like I just came up for air.
[ Warded to Megan ]
Oy, you.
Did you really think I was still sore at you?
[ /Ward ]
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| .10 |
[01 Oct 2011|08:45pm] |
"That country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are mist; where noons go quickly, dusks and twilights linger, and midnights stay. That country composed in the main of cellars, sub-cellars, coal-bins, closets, attics, and pantries faced away from the sun. That country whose people are autumn people, thinking only autumn thoughts. Whose people passing at night on the empty walks sound like rain."
Ray Bradbury wrote that.
[ Warded to Megan ]
I'll be in late this week.
Lunch, maybe?
[ /Ward ]
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| .9 |
[16 Sep 2011|11:47pm] |
[ Warded to Podougals + Woods]
Megan definitely wants babies.
Said I'd think about it.
Sigh.
[ /Ward ]
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[07 Sep 2011|07:08pm] |
[ Warded to Rory, Morag, and Ross ]
How do you people feel about babies? Not like, specific babies. In general.
Megan's gone mad after Hannah made her announcement. Pretty sure she wants one. Pretty sure I don't.
Another dog is an okay baby substitute, right? Like... a really dumb dog?
[ /Ward ]
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| 7. |
[22 Aug 2011|09:01pm] |
I'm giving up coffee.
Pray for me.
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| 6. |
[02 Aug 2011|06:26pm] |
Hell yes fog. Autumn get here already.
Also: happy birthday Tabby. May you have a birthday as nauseatingly happy as you are.
[ Warded to Podougals + Woods ]
It's okay to have like, one nice outfit right?
[ /Ward ]
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[30 Jul 2011|09:09pm] |
Four predictions:
- Megan, I love you but this Quidditch crap will drive me mad.
- Sarah Kirke - you'll accidentally crack all the eggs tomorrow after grocery shopping.
- Nell will knock over the trashcan and make a mess next Thursday.
- Idiots abound.
The Sight doesn't lie, people.
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[26 Jul 2011|07:04pm] |
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It comes in threes.
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[17 Jul 2011|07:42pm] |
Let's not have any more balls this year, all right?
[ Warded to Megan ]
Nice dress, though. Taking it off was fun.
[ /Ward ]
[ Warded to Lavender Brown ]
Hey. Need help.
...not with clothes.
[ /Ward ]
[ Warded to Brenna Heller ]
Wanted to see how things were doing, and ask a(nother) question.
[ /Ward ]
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| .02 |
[10 Jul 2011|08:58pm] |
[ Warded to Family, Close + Extended ]
I need help.
Someone's asking me for advice and it's about her kid. She thinks he has the Sight, and she's scared.
Obviously I want to help her but I don't know how to not be a dick. She writes a lot. A lot. And when I don't, it's like "oh".
Tips?
[ /Ward ]
Not dead. Toilet and I are getting along just fine.
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| .01 |
[04 Jul 2011|05:43pm] |
Alcolawney says I'll drown in a toilet tomorrow.
Megan gets the pets and art. Rory and Morag fight over the records. Bianca gets the cactus she gave me that's now the size of a bloody first year (and whatever records she wants from Ror and Morag).
Love you, 5% of the world. This is my swan song.
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